One time my mom was washing dishes and she called me over and said, “Come help me with the dishes”.

And I said, ” Why can’t they help you”.

Then she looked at me and said, “Why can’t you help me your not doing anything”.

But she didn’t know she had knife in her hand, so she waved her hands like someone just punched her.  And at that moment the knife sliped out of her hand and almost hit me but I dodged it, like a matrix boss.